sorry i havent been posting. my computer has died :(. BUT i will be getting a new phat system soon my (dad is hooking me up w00t!) And my sister got a digital camera for her birthday and it takes kick ass pictures so you will be seeing alot more pictures on this site in the near future.
I went to a show last night with a girl i have met at other shows. It was alot of fun and the band we went to see (thusday) kicked ass. I hope they play again sometime soon. Allright im off to the mall with sunni and lilly PEACE OUT HOME SLICES
Saturday night was the most fun ive had since the gay party. PAD ROCKER!!! COOOMMMMMNNAAA YEEEEAAAAHHH HAAAA!!!! I am very tierd right now so im just going to leave you with a link to some pictures from saturday night. and that we had a awesome time with erika and mike this weekend, we already miss you both and wish you could have stayed longer!! So enjoy the pictures for now and next time you see me you have to see the video its awesome.
We having been posting for a few days because pretty much everybody that comes to out site was in greenville NC for a fun filled week of COMMMMNNAAA YEEEE HAAA's and to the infamous PAD R0CKER party w00t w00t!! So i will be posting tommrow night. So be ready to hear about the good times from greenville and a speical pad r0cker page with tons of pics maybe even some sound clips! untill then LATE!
pink used to be my neighbor "raised on the street of philly" BAHWWBAHBAWH
pink used to be my neighbor "raised on the street of philly" BAHWWBAHBAWH
I had a interesting day today. Interesting to my standards at least. Started off good I went to apply for a job at this store called “hold your own” and they are really looking for people so I think I got the job so that’s good. Then I went swimming at sunni and lilys pool. It was fun, but I jumped in the pool with the watch ive had for 5 years and I broke it. Very upsetting to me. Anybody have a digital watch I can have? Then lillys little sister made fun of me because I have no tan! Then sunni made fun of me for having no tan. Then lilly made fun of me for having no tan. And I think lillys mother and grandmother were making fun of me for having no tan but im not sure because they were talking to each other in spanish. When I was driving home and got pulled over for speeding in a school zone when school isnt even in SESSION!! $115 dollars! Im going to fight it in court cause I don’t think I was speeding. Went home took a shower. And four hot girls in a gold camery took a liking to me at a stoplight SCOO SCOO!!! Then I went to a very lovely dinner at a Japanese restaurant with one of my favorite girls in north carolina, sunni!!! She bought me dinner too!! THANK YOU SUNNI!!! and when I got home evan and I put the final touches on are you ready? THE BAR NAPKINS PROFILE PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are very proud of it so please use the message board and tell us what you think. IF you never signed our message board before then now is the time to start! I cant wait till tomorrow at 4:10 cause erika and her boyfriend are coming to north carolina to hang with us all. w00t!
PROFILE PAGE
we got a little surpise for all you bar napkins fans out there. stay tunned for a BIG update later this week. till then. LATE
Ive been rather disturbed with two shows I sawon mtv today. The first show was called “flipped” and was about a girl who lived her life for a day pretending she had aids. They made her make-up look all gross and disgusting as if she were dying. They made he go pick out a casket and other things to prepare her for death. It so horrible and morbid. I didn’t know she was just pretending till the end of the show. So the whole time im feeling bad for this girl and I find out its all fake. Lame.
The other show is called “dismissed”. There are two parts to the show. The first half is 1 guy and 2 girls and all three of them spend the day together. The guy has to choose which girl he likes better at the end. So the whole show is just these two girls flirting with the guy all day and night. Each girl has a time out card, and she has the option to give it to the other girl and she has to leave for 20 mins. So of course both girls used the cards and they both ended up hooking up with him. Right after the other. I find that disturbing. The second half of the show is the complete opposite, 1 girl and 2 guys. Alls the guys do is make fun of one another and make fools of themselves. And when the girl picks who she wants the guy just is like whatever late and turns into a complete asshole. Whatever maybe nobody agrees with me but I just find it wrong.
I hope will had a great birthday, they are all out now getting driz unk. I wish I was there. But there is plenty of time to have some fun this weekend when erika is here. w00t! Oh and mike her boyfriend whom I havent met but im sure he is a kick ass dude.
I’m just happy that I was able to feel the way you made me feel. I didn’t think that was possible.
The other show is called “dismissed”. There are two parts to the show. The first half is 1 guy and 2 girls and all three of them spend the day together. The guy has to choose which girl he likes better at the end. So the whole show is just these two girls flirting with the guy all day and night. Each girl has a time out card, and she has the option to give it to the other girl and she has to leave for 20 mins. So of course both girls used the cards and they both ended up hooking up with him. Right after the other. I find that disturbing. The second half of the show is the complete opposite, 1 girl and 2 guys. Alls the guys do is make fun of one another and make fools of themselves. And when the girl picks who she wants the guy just is like whatever late and turns into a complete asshole. Whatever maybe nobody agrees with me but I just find it wrong.
I hope will had a great birthday, they are all out now getting driz unk. I wish I was there. But there is plenty of time to have some fun this weekend when erika is here. w00t! Oh and mike her boyfriend whom I havent met but im sure he is a kick ass dude.
I’m just happy that I was able to feel the way you made me feel. I didn’t think that was possible.
Yes folks there comes a time in every persons life when they turn that oh so great age of 21 and today is the one and only WILL JACKSONS 21st BIRTHDAY. If yah dont know will then you are missing out. He is one of the funnest people i know, a kick ass balls to the wall skater and a good freind. If you dont know who im talking about here are some pictures.
So everybody go to the message board and give will a "w00t!" and wish him a happy birthday.
So everybody go to the message board and give will a "w00t!" and wish him a happy birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILL
E I E I WHAT OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDEs i am drunk and i got druck for erika and so i could show u that whts its like to post on bar napkins drunk cause i dont really driunk that much but tonight was really fun NOTRH CARLINA TAKE YOU SHIRT OFF!!! w000tttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so fun ssoo muc fun its 3:@3 and im oso readey to still party! and nobody will talk to me ERIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Some guy klikwe pased out at 5star tonight and i htought he was dread cause hew as like truning green and yellow and white and i though that rigamortis set in or something NORTH CAROLINA TAKE YHOUYR SHRIT OFF!!!!!!!! E I E I WHAT OH!!!!!!!!!!!! i better stp writing before i emabarrss meslef this is jon duncan rnot RiSE RiSE is a fucking lsoer skiny pice of shit this is jon dunchan posting tonight cause i am jon and i was in a badn called withhelD! i went ioout with dana knesse BABHAWBWAHHWAH she sat on jake poeracones face once in study hall OMG IT WAS FUCKIGN SICK I HATE GIRL I HATE GIRL I HATE GIRL!!!!!!!!! except for eriocka who i wish would talk to me!!!!! DMAMIT!@ LATE LATE LTEA remember this is jon duncha NORTH CARLINA TALE YUOUR SHIRT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remeber that like it just happend. I remeber how it was spinning around and around untill it broke. And the look on your face. "oh my god im so sorry". I didnt flip out. But from that day on evan has been my puppet and i am his puppet master. Hey evan care to post the story of the "civil war re-in-actment"? And by the way it was from jamica, not the bahammas.
12:30 in the afternoon
“hello?, are you awake?”
“no”
“are you getting up?”
“no”
“be here in 20 min ok? Bye cutie”
Two hours LATEr I started my day. Went to the mall with sunni, lilly, lillys two sisters and lillys grandmother who is visiting from mexico. We went into banana rebpulic and lillys little sister who is about 6 years old said that I needed to buy a skirt. But I told her I wear skirts all the time, but only pink ones. She also said I looked like an old man! I asked her “how many old men do u know when spiky hair?” she had no comment but picked out a nice purse to go with all the pink dresses I wear. Some how everybody got split up and I ended up following sunni around from store to store. I did more sitting on chairs while sunni was in dressing rooms. I was sitting in express in front of his big mirror and I realized GOD im ugly! And I need a tan!
“What about this one”?
“Looks great”
“Well what about the other one”?
“Looks great”
“Well which one looks better”?
“They both look great” I must have said that 94234902394023-94 times today. I ended up spending the whole day with sunni when I was SUPPOSED to be looking for a job! Erika yelled at me when I talked to her tonight so now I have no choice but to find a job tomorrow or she will never talk to me again!!
I got my ECU for my car today (computer for the engine). Ive been waiting forever for this thing. I don’t have any tools here to install it so I asked sunni if she had any tools. She said yes. I go over there and she gives me 1 wrench and a drill!!!. I had to go ask one of her neibors for proper tools. The thing was a bitch to install but I did get it install and now my car has balls to the wall acceleration. Wanna race?
I know this has been a long and boring post but im just trying to kill some time before macgyver starts. But one more quick story. We were driving down glenwood ave today and some old lady flicked us off cause sunni didn’t let her pass. At first I thought it was a 16 year old boy that just got his permit. But we ended up meeting up at a stoplight. So I rolled my window down and yelled “HEY!” and she turned and looked at me and I started to laugh cause it was an old lady with a little boys haircut. I then proceeded to extend my arm out the window and raise my middle finger. She gave me a smirk then SALUTEE ME! Like I was a general or some shit! Very funny.
Ok macgyver is on in 5 min so im late. LATE!
“hello?, are you awake?”
“no”
“are you getting up?”
“no”
“be here in 20 min ok? Bye cutie”
Two hours LATEr I started my day. Went to the mall with sunni, lilly, lillys two sisters and lillys grandmother who is visiting from mexico. We went into banana rebpulic and lillys little sister who is about 6 years old said that I needed to buy a skirt. But I told her I wear skirts all the time, but only pink ones. She also said I looked like an old man! I asked her “how many old men do u know when spiky hair?” she had no comment but picked out a nice purse to go with all the pink dresses I wear. Some how everybody got split up and I ended up following sunni around from store to store. I did more sitting on chairs while sunni was in dressing rooms. I was sitting in express in front of his big mirror and I realized GOD im ugly! And I need a tan!
“What about this one”?
“Looks great”
“Well what about the other one”?
“Looks great”
“Well which one looks better”?
“They both look great” I must have said that 94234902394023-94 times today. I ended up spending the whole day with sunni when I was SUPPOSED to be looking for a job! Erika yelled at me when I talked to her tonight so now I have no choice but to find a job tomorrow or she will never talk to me again!!
I got my ECU for my car today (computer for the engine). Ive been waiting forever for this thing. I don’t have any tools here to install it so I asked sunni if she had any tools. She said yes. I go over there and she gives me 1 wrench and a drill!!!. I had to go ask one of her neibors for proper tools. The thing was a bitch to install but I did get it install and now my car has balls to the wall acceleration. Wanna race?
I know this has been a long and boring post but im just trying to kill some time before macgyver starts. But one more quick story. We were driving down glenwood ave today and some old lady flicked us off cause sunni didn’t let her pass. At first I thought it was a 16 year old boy that just got his permit. But we ended up meeting up at a stoplight. So I rolled my window down and yelled “HEY!” and she turned and looked at me and I started to laugh cause it was an old lady with a little boys haircut. I then proceeded to extend my arm out the window and raise my middle finger. She gave me a smirk then SALUTEE ME! Like I was a general or some shit! Very funny.
Ok macgyver is on in 5 min so im late. LATE!
My brother has lated back to PA. Now i have nothing to do. Wait i never had anything to do before. Tommrow im going to look for a shit job to hold me over till this dude wants to start production. Im sick of sitting around doing nothing while i accumulate parking tickets. I see those fucking yellow enveoples on my car and i just want to shove them right up that meter maids ass. I mean so far up there that she will be using it to wipe her face after she eats shit. On a ligter note here are two pics i took from my camera. I know what you are thinking "Why is evan eatting hard boiled eggs?" BUT it aint eggs its a 12 foot long hogie (sub for you ppl that dont know what a hogie or wawa is LATE!) Im going to finsh watching cruel intentions now. rember I before E expect after C.
Some asshole threw a bottle at my window on my car the other night. My window didnt break but the glass was a bitch to get off because it was stuck there by all the crusted up beer goo! Shit like that is so fucking gay. What kind of person fucks with another mans automobile!
We saw blink182 the other night. They kick ass live and hella funny.
I saw the movie moulan rouge (sp?) tonight at the $1.50 theater and as gay as you want to call me i liked it alot. so LATE!
I dont feel like writing tonight but i do owe a post so here it is in a very non-despritive (sp?) way. LATE!
Quote of the week: "You cant just talk to girls unless your talking about dogs,glue and glitter"
We saw blink182 the other night. They kick ass live and hella funny.
I saw the movie moulan rouge (sp?) tonight at the $1.50 theater and as gay as you want to call me i liked it alot. so LATE!
I dont feel like writing tonight but i do owe a post so here it is in a very non-despritive (sp?) way. LATE!
Quote of the week: "You cant just talk to girls unless your talking about dogs,glue and glitter"
I always know what im going to post about during the course of the day. But when it comes down to brass tacks i always put it aside and say "ill just write it tommrow" well its been a while since i posted and all the interesting stuff i was going to write about has lost my mind. late.
Last night my brother and sister and i went to this place on capital blvd. Those places that have go carts, mini golf arcade games and things of that nature. They had this one game where u sit in a booth and play these eletric drums, so i got to be will good year for about 3 mins while i jammed to blink182 whats my age again. Its a cool idea for a game or whatever i was just pissed prayer for cleansing wasnt on the play list! what the fuck is up with that. late. We played some of those games like skeeball where you win tickets and i was able to get a nice pink braclet and a plastic eye patch with a skull on it (w00t!). Next we did the batting cages first, and of course i have to screw around and get hit in the back with a softball going 40mph! ouch! we got that on video too its pretty funny. Then we play mini golf and we get to the 18th hole. And these two dumb fuck ladys were standing by the hole talling up their scores and i go to my brother and sister "Hey if i hit one of the ladys how about i automaticly get a hole in 1." They said "whatever" thinking i wasnt going to do it. So i teed up like i was about to wack a 100 yard drive. And sure enough i hit one of the ladys square in the fucking knee!!!!! and made a funny noise and banked off to the left into the water. We all started cracking up and i went up to the lady and appoligized and alls she could say was "fuck". So late. BTW i lost at mini golf i came in last. Which brings me to my next subject on how i suck at everything. Im not just saying that, i really do suck at everything, everything i do. I was thinking about what i am actuly good at and there is nothing! Anybody got any idea what im good at? i would love to know. And dont even say im funny and make people laugh cause whats the point if i cant make the person i really want to laugh, laugh? Im more like the fool. Like a court jester or some shit and everybody knows what happens to the court jester, he dies all alone all by himself.
Last night my brother and sister and i went to this place on capital blvd. Those places that have go carts, mini golf arcade games and things of that nature. They had this one game where u sit in a booth and play these eletric drums, so i got to be will good year for about 3 mins while i jammed to blink182 whats my age again. Its a cool idea for a game or whatever i was just pissed prayer for cleansing wasnt on the play list! what the fuck is up with that. late. We played some of those games like skeeball where you win tickets and i was able to get a nice pink braclet and a plastic eye patch with a skull on it (w00t!). Next we did the batting cages first, and of course i have to screw around and get hit in the back with a softball going 40mph! ouch! we got that on video too its pretty funny. Then we play mini golf and we get to the 18th hole. And these two dumb fuck ladys were standing by the hole talling up their scores and i go to my brother and sister "Hey if i hit one of the ladys how about i automaticly get a hole in 1." They said "whatever" thinking i wasnt going to do it. So i teed up like i was about to wack a 100 yard drive. And sure enough i hit one of the ladys square in the fucking knee!!!!! and made a funny noise and banked off to the left into the water. We all started cracking up and i went up to the lady and appoligized and alls she could say was "fuck". So late. BTW i lost at mini golf i came in last. Which brings me to my next subject on how i suck at everything. Im not just saying that, i really do suck at everything, everything i do. I was thinking about what i am actuly good at and there is nothing! Anybody got any idea what im good at? i would love to know. And dont even say im funny and make people laugh cause whats the point if i cant make the person i really want to laugh, laugh? Im more like the fool. Like a court jester or some shit and everybody knows what happens to the court jester, he dies all alone all by himself.
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