I have nothing to say so ill leave this…………….
I had the profound feeling that my life had changed. I did, like when a kid lying in bed late at night stares at his dark ceiling and figures out for the first time that he, yes, even he will die. The feeling of reading the last few words to a great novel or the final image before a fantastic movie cuts to black . I realized I was right my life had changed. Not in the way id thought though. I was twenty-one years old by the time I turned twenty-two............id be heart broken. – The Hottest State
So this really hot girl kinda asked me out on a date today. No joke. Heres how it all went down. Derek and I went skateboarding at ross today. And when we got there somebody had abandoned this lawn mower in this parking lot that we skate at. The front wheels were gone and it wouldn’t start but we thought it would be funny to put it in the middle of the (non-busy) street. Sure enough the first car that drives by was being operated by this hot girl. I was skating on the curb right next to the lawn mower and she stops the car, got out and tried to push the tractor out of the way. So I felt bad for her and stared pushing it too and she stopped look at me and said , “Im going to run you the fuck over too!”, “what did I do” I said putting my arms up in the air like I had no idea why she was pissed, I mean how does she know I put in there? “I fucking hope you’re here in 10 minutes!” she said to me “oh ill be here don’t worry” I said back to her. So we waited. Ten minutes go by no girl, we skated there for another 45 min and she never showed up! Dam that kinda sucked I would have loved to see that girl try and run my skinny ass over at least it would be something difrrent yah know! I mean it really wasn’t a “date date” just a date for her to flatten me into submission. But on the bright side it’s the closest thing ive had to a date since……well it’s the closet thing I EVER had to having a date. On a side note we also found a cell phone and a pink holla hoop that we put in the street too. So it was a lawn mower missing its two front wheels, a pink holla hoop and a cell phone. When the other people drove by the drove by ever so slowly thinking it was the most aamzing thing they have ever seen………morons.
After we skated ross we went into philly and just skated around the streets. Its such a great feeling skating in and out of traffic doing big ollies or the occasionally kickflip over man hole covers. You think about nothing when skating in the streets of Philadelphia. When you got something on your mind go skate in Philadelphia, it clears your head right up TRUST ME.
After skateboarding we came back to my house and played atari. Derek is really good a this game called starwberry shortcake! Hhaha (recommended for kids age 4 to 7). Yeah so I found my old atari today with 43 games and they all work. So anybody that wants to challenge me to a game of pitfall or combat come on over w00t!
peas
reading bar napkins ain't like dusting crops, boy
After we skated ross we went into philly and just skated around the streets. Its such a great feeling skating in and out of traffic doing big ollies or the occasionally kickflip over man hole covers. You think about nothing when skating in the streets of Philadelphia. When you got something on your mind go skate in Philadelphia, it clears your head right up TRUST ME.
After skateboarding we came back to my house and played atari. Derek is really good a this game called starwberry shortcake! Hhaha (recommended for kids age 4 to 7). Yeah so I found my old atari today with 43 games and they all work. So anybody that wants to challenge me to a game of pitfall or combat come on over w00t!
peas
reading bar napkins ain't like dusting crops, boy
You know those machines they have in super markets and stuff, yah know the kind where you put a quater in and out comes a little plastic capsue with some piece of shit toy inside? Well one of the things i want to do before i die is to go to one of those machines with like $50 in quarters and just empty the fucker out! wouldnt that be cool? We spent 7 bucks yesterday at wall mart trying to get this bike chain bracelet. We ended up getting 6 difrete cross necklaces with shitty thread like string, 1 peace sign neck lace, 2 wire spring type braceslets (i already broke one), 4 black jelly bracelets, 1 shell key chain and lily got the speical hand woven cross neckalce but we didnt get what we really wanted. We took the loot to the bar my sister works out and handed the out to people and made them wear them it was pretty funny. I kept 1 spring bracelet and the key chain for myself hehe.
Tonight everbody in raligh is going to this place called sulivans to eat then we are going to 5star(where my sisters works) cause my sisters boyfreind is bar keep, so i made up a bunch of fake names for drinks to confuse him. "Excuse me bar keep ill have a pee-wee herman with the age of enlightment on the rocks" hahah ill be bringing my video camera so expect some pics from it. I got to finsh donig my sisters laundy so i gots to go. Rember use the MESSAGE BOARD to talk about things not the guest book we appreacte that you comment and we encourage it but use the message board please! (mr willofall :) )
Evan would like everybody to know that hes sorry for not posting hes busy will school work and some other things.
sorry for all the spelling errors and what not.
Tonight everbody in raligh is going to this place called sulivans to eat then we are going to 5star(where my sisters works) cause my sisters boyfreind is bar keep, so i made up a bunch of fake names for drinks to confuse him. "Excuse me bar keep ill have a pee-wee herman with the age of enlightment on the rocks" hahah ill be bringing my video camera so expect some pics from it. I got to finsh donig my sisters laundy so i gots to go. Rember use the MESSAGE BOARD to talk about things not the guest book we appreacte that you comment and we encourage it but use the message board please! (mr willofall :) )
Evan would like everybody to know that hes sorry for not posting hes busy will school work and some other things.
sorry for all the spelling errors and what not.
Well it looks like ill be in north carolina till thursday now. So yall are just going to have to wait to hear about the other night. Sorry for the lack of updates, im using my sisters computer complete with a 14.4 modem and aoshit. So it takes for ever to update this page. No matter cause when i get back to pa there will be a post that yall should find real nice. We have a few ideas on making this site more interesting also. Maybe if we are lucky our man eFLoW with grace us with a post soon. OOooo navy seals oh mini trucker magazine.
A reminder to people that use the guest book to make comments on the site or to share stuff about their day use the message board i mean thats what its there for. hint hint to arm pitt britt :). Ok RiSE sleep now
Expect nothing and you shall gain everything, young Jedi
A reminder to people that use the guest book to make comments on the site or to share stuff about their day use the message board i mean thats what its there for. hint hint to arm pitt britt :). Ok RiSE sleep now
Expect nothing and you shall gain everything, young Jedi
Coming soon! Story of the events and what nots that took place on the night of the 21st. We got pics too! maybe even some sound clips! look for it tonight or tommrow!
I am in North Carolina right now. It was a last minute decision. I came down and didn't tell anybody i was coming. It was a surprise so surprise haha anyway. I sitting in evans dorm room like prisoner number 291395 until he comes back from work at 2:30. Or if somebody calls and bails me out early.
I got to nc on tuesday and hung out at there till thursday and then i came here to ECU. I got to see THE END OF ALL play last night and they kicked ass!! I even got a t-shirt w00t!
I dont know what else to write right now cause im a tad tierd. I just wanted to post something cause nobody as posted in a few days so there yah go. Dont forget about our message board!! so use it!
carpe diem
I got to nc on tuesday and hung out at there till thursday and then i came here to ECU. I got to see THE END OF ALL play last night and they kicked ass!! I even got a t-shirt w00t!
I dont know what else to write right now cause im a tad tierd. I just wanted to post something cause nobody as posted in a few days so there yah go. Dont forget about our message board!! so use it!
carpe diem
Happy? Easter.
Ok my weekend.
Thursday: Got 40’s of old english 800 and watched Road Trip with derek, kyle, court, and alison.
Friday Morning: realized that im never drinking malt liquor again.
Friday: sat around kyle’s house. Until 10:30 when his brother called and seven people piled into a posh van and drove 30 minutes to pick him up. It was actually really fun. The night got even funnyer (is that a word?) when derek drew on his face with dry erase marker!! Haha you should see the pics he kinda looked like tom green.
Saturday: Ok Saturday was fun. My sister came up from north carolina, brian came up from VA and andrew aka “mother man” came up from central pa. Kyle, derek, brian, kyra, andrew and I all went out to a local bar called fineys. It was fun. We got to see some assholes from our high school that not suprising still are assholes! Go figure eh?. Yeah so andrew and I were the only ones to drink a lot. Hehe But we wouldn’t have been able to with out the $flow from my kick ass sister!! Thanks kyra!! You rock. After we left the bar we went to go meet up with court and alison but they were pissed at me for something that I did which im sure was SOO horrible, yet they said nothing was wrong and I have no clue what I did.
Sunday: yeah easter and 1 year since ashley first came over to my house. Where is she today? Good question yet another girl who doesn’t talk to me. I did get a shit load of candy ( my brother and his wife to be gave me all theirs so I have way too much) I also got molding clay for my hair which even smells like candy and I got a tooth brush but I threw it away because I only use pink tooth brushes I get from angels who live in north carolina and leave me nice voicemails.
sorry this post was so boering, im not in a very up-pity mood if yaknowwhatimsaying.
Carpe diem
Ok my weekend.
Thursday: Got 40’s of old english 800 and watched Road Trip with derek, kyle, court, and alison.
Friday Morning: realized that im never drinking malt liquor again.
Friday: sat around kyle’s house. Until 10:30 when his brother called and seven people piled into a posh van and drove 30 minutes to pick him up. It was actually really fun. The night got even funnyer (is that a word?) when derek drew on his face with dry erase marker!! Haha you should see the pics he kinda looked like tom green.
Saturday: Ok Saturday was fun. My sister came up from north carolina, brian came up from VA and andrew aka “mother man” came up from central pa. Kyle, derek, brian, kyra, andrew and I all went out to a local bar called fineys. It was fun. We got to see some assholes from our high school that not suprising still are assholes! Go figure eh?. Yeah so andrew and I were the only ones to drink a lot. Hehe But we wouldn’t have been able to with out the $flow from my kick ass sister!! Thanks kyra!! You rock. After we left the bar we went to go meet up with court and alison but they were pissed at me for something that I did which im sure was SOO horrible, yet they said nothing was wrong and I have no clue what I did.
Sunday: yeah easter and 1 year since ashley first came over to my house. Where is she today? Good question yet another girl who doesn’t talk to me. I did get a shit load of candy ( my brother and his wife to be gave me all theirs so I have way too much) I also got molding clay for my hair which even smells like candy and I got a tooth brush but I threw it away because I only use pink tooth brushes I get from angels who live in north carolina and leave me nice voicemails.
sorry this post was so boering, im not in a very up-pity mood if yaknowwhatimsaying.
Carpe diem
steve buscemi was stabbed!!! read the artical here. Luckly he is "ok". What would the world do with out a steve buscemi? those crooked teeth are what do it for me.
I think i might have found my jobCLiCK HeRE!! if this one doesnt work out it looks like im moving back to north carolina.
Sorry i havent been posting much its been a slooooooooooooow couple of days. I havent dont much of anything. Ive been skateboarding and watching DVDS and drinking coke from cans. I also go this recorder at the dollar shop and ive been learing how to play songs hehe. I am the biggest, skinnest bum in the world.
This week should be getting a bit better. Cause its easter weekend and everybody is coming home. court-knee, ivy girl, dropZero, brian, MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! w00t!!. should be REAL NICE i cant wait to see everybody and hang. So im sure there will be some crazy stuff to post about. I cant seem to right write today its just a mash of potatoe words that make no cents. sorry. I had 1 too many coke from cans today.
BTW evan might have just dropped off the face of the earth im not sure though ill keep you informed. hehe where are you bitch!!!
why cant you just see i want you here with me
Sorry i havent been posting much its been a slooooooooooooow couple of days. I havent dont much of anything. Ive been skateboarding and watching DVDS and drinking coke from cans. I also go this recorder at the dollar shop and ive been learing how to play songs hehe. I am the biggest, skinnest bum in the world.
This week should be getting a bit better. Cause its easter weekend and everybody is coming home. court-knee, ivy girl, dropZero, brian, MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! w00t!!. should be
BTW evan might have just dropped off the face of the earth im not sure though ill keep you informed. hehe where are you bitch!!!
why cant you just see i want you here with me
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Ok im back from juniata and I had just typed up this big long post on all the fun stuff I did there and due to the fact that this fucking computer HATES ME!!!! It decided to freeze making me lose all the shit I typed!! So FUCK. Ill try to type it again the best I can.
Yeah I had a great time at juniata getting to see where kyle goes to school, meeting his friends and all that good stuff. But it was just cool getting to hang out with kyle and court. I wish derek could have gone. Oh well next time right?
Ok so my Saturday night started with me getting in a fight with a girl whom I choose not to talk about on this site. I started the fight and it was my fault. But that just set the pace for the night to come. We ended up going to this one girls dorm where a few people were there playing this drinking game called “shoulders” it was really fun. After we hung out there for a bit, we went over to this huge party. It was crazy the place was packed wall to wall and it was hot as hell. So kyle, brad, and I. Were just kinda hanging out in the back. They decided to go find their girlfriends who were somewhere near the football players doing a strip tease in the front. (don’t ask) So I stayed behind. It sucked standing there alone so I went to the front to go find them. But when I was trying to find kyle this fucking meat head kid comes up to me and said “get out of here skinny” and he starting pushed me making me stumble backwards. He kept pushing me and pushing his index finger into my chest. I was like “what did I do”. And he pushed me again. Then one of the kids that lived there walked by and he told him that I was “throwing punches”. The kid yelled “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE” to me. I was scared shit less I swear he was going to punched me. So I just stood there and the meat head tried to push me out the door. And the other kid yelled “get the fuck out” again but I didn’t leave I just yelled over to kyle but he didn’t know what I was going on. I ended up forcing my way to the front where kyle was standing. I told him what happened but we couldn’t find the kid that was pushing me. So that was my Saturday night. Just goes to show you kids if you’re a skinny guy 1. Girls wont like you 2. Meat heads will push you around.
The next day on Sunday. We drove up to penn state campus, which was really cool. We just walked around and went in a few stores. The sun was a ball of butter that day and it was cool just to walk around and get some of it.
OK SO ANYWAYS. I left junatita on Monday afternoon. But when I got home there was a nice fucking SOLD sign on my house. Yup that’s right my house has been sold. All my memories….SOLD. The place where my dead dog is buried in the back yard….SOLD. MY HOME WHERE I GREW UP HAS BEEN SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to some fuck of a family who has no clue what this house has in it. I had no clue it would sell this fast. And no im pissed and we have to be out by the end of june.
My way of saying congratulations on stealing my house......assholes (tat by kyle)
Yeah I had a great time at juniata getting to see where kyle goes to school, meeting his friends and all that good stuff. But it was just cool getting to hang out with kyle and court. I wish derek could have gone. Oh well next time right?
Ok so my Saturday night started with me getting in a fight with a girl whom I choose not to talk about on this site. I started the fight and it was my fault. But that just set the pace for the night to come. We ended up going to this one girls dorm where a few people were there playing this drinking game called “shoulders” it was really fun. After we hung out there for a bit, we went over to this huge party. It was crazy the place was packed wall to wall and it was hot as hell. So kyle, brad, and I. Were just kinda hanging out in the back. They decided to go find their girlfriends who were somewhere near the football players doing a strip tease in the front. (don’t ask) So I stayed behind. It sucked standing there alone so I went to the front to go find them. But when I was trying to find kyle this fucking meat head kid comes up to me and said “get out of here skinny” and he starting pushed me making me stumble backwards. He kept pushing me and pushing his index finger into my chest. I was like “what did I do”. And he pushed me again. Then one of the kids that lived there walked by and he told him that I was “throwing punches”. The kid yelled “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE” to me. I was scared shit less I swear he was going to punched me. So I just stood there and the meat head tried to push me out the door. And the other kid yelled “get the fuck out” again but I didn’t leave I just yelled over to kyle but he didn’t know what I was going on. I ended up forcing my way to the front where kyle was standing. I told him what happened but we couldn’t find the kid that was pushing me. So that was my Saturday night. Just goes to show you kids if you’re a skinny guy 1. Girls wont like you 2. Meat heads will push you around.
The next day on Sunday. We drove up to penn state campus, which was really cool. We just walked around and went in a few stores. The sun was a ball of butter that day and it was cool just to walk around and get some of it.
OK SO ANYWAYS. I left junatita on Monday afternoon. But when I got home there was a nice fucking SOLD sign on my house. Yup that’s right my house has been sold. All my memories….SOLD. The place where my dead dog is buried in the back yard….SOLD. MY HOME WHERE I GREW UP HAS BEEN SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to some fuck of a family who has no clue what this house has in it. I had no clue it would sell this fast. And no im pissed and we have to be out by the end of june.
hey that sounds like a good idea want to go queer with me?? that way i wouldnt have to deal with all the shit girls produce. isnt there a song "girls just dont understand"? Im going out to hopefully get drunk and pass out. oh BTW thanks for messaging me back today fokker.
take a bite - swallow - choke
im a little confused on evans last post and this is why. quoting evan "so me, willow and carlucci (coolgirl) went to the gay bar" and "my girlfriend is hella pissed at me". Is she pissed cause you went to a gay bay and she doesnt know you are gay??
Im a juniata and i just woke up. My hair hurts and im hungry and court is telling us the dream she had the other night and its freaking my out. ill post later
Im a juniata and i just woke up. My hair hurts and im hungry and court is telling us the dream she had the other night and its freaking my out. ill post later
hey kids. Short post today cause im about to leave for juniata in upstate PA like 4 hours away. But i will most likely post while i am up there and i have my digital camera so ill steal a shot of something real nice to post on here.
once upon a time there was this girl who dummped RiSE because he was "too skinny"
am i "too skinny"?
OH by the way call my voicemail and make me happy please!! call it twice even!
its free by the way!! so you have no excuse
so dail this number 1-800-699-2466 and enter my pin 215-922-3177
ok im out to pick up court I WISH DEREK WAS WITH US :(
Doubt that the stars are fire
Doubt that the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar
but never doubt i love. Hamlet Act II
once upon a time there was this girl who dummped RiSE because he was "too skinny"
am i "too skinny"?
OH by the way call my voicemail and make me happy please!! call it twice even!
its free by the way!! so you have no excuse
so dail this number 1-800-699-2466 and enter my pin 215-922-3177
ok im out to pick up court I WISH DEREK WAS WITH US :(
Doubt that the stars are fire
Doubt that the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar
but never doubt i love. Hamlet Act II
Argh im so tired! But I do have fans so I will post tonight hehe.
Today I went to burger king drive though and got 1 cheeseburger with extra pickles hehe. Anyway I was pulling out of the parking lot trying to make a right into traffic but all the cars were stopped because of the red light. I looked infront of me and there was this car blocking me, there was this girl in the back seat waving and flailing her arms trying to get my attention. I have her the “WTF” shrug. And she yelled, “I love your sunglasses” I was like umm thanks. Then she yelled “and I LOVE YOUR CAR” and I gave her the thumbs up and she gave me a thumbs up back. The light changed and i moved into traffic behind that car and the girl got all giggly and was waving to me the whole 5 mins I was behind her. I couldn’t wave back because I was juggling a cheeseburger while trying to shift my car. Well one part I left out is that her mom was driving the car and the girl looked to be anywhere from 9 years old to 12 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.
I got to skate again today. I was doing the best tailslides ever today. And my kickflips and heelflips were nothing but sweet butter w00t! I think its cause I started skateboarding in my blue kostons. Hehe
download every song by Rufio they kick so much ass. Esp the song “one slow dance” its my fav.
me and hollyhox ;)
Today I went to burger king drive though and got 1 cheeseburger with extra pickles hehe. Anyway I was pulling out of the parking lot trying to make a right into traffic but all the cars were stopped because of the red light. I looked infront of me and there was this car blocking me, there was this girl in the back seat waving and flailing her arms trying to get my attention. I have her the “WTF” shrug. And she yelled, “I love your sunglasses” I was like umm thanks. Then she yelled “and I LOVE YOUR CAR” and I gave her the thumbs up and she gave me a thumbs up back. The light changed and i moved into traffic behind that car and the girl got all giggly and was waving to me the whole 5 mins I was behind her. I couldn’t wave back because I was juggling a cheeseburger while trying to shift my car. Well one part I left out is that her mom was driving the car and the girl looked to be anywhere from 9 years old to 12 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.
I got to skate again today. I was doing the best tailslides ever today. And my kickflips and heelflips were nothing but sweet butter w00t! I think its cause I started skateboarding in my blue kostons. Hehe
download every song by Rufio they kick so much ass. Esp the song “one slow dance” its my fav.
me and hollyhox ;)
Madness in great ones must not unwatch’d go. – hamlet act II
Most of you know my parents are trying to sell MY house and it was just put on the market on Saturday. We got a big wooden sign in MY front yard. And people have been coming in and out non-stop since Saturday. What ive learned from the four days of this? People buying houses are complete MUPPETS!!! Here are some of the things people have said to me.
“I love your wallpaper” some lady said with this dumb fake tone – my room is covered in skateboarding pictures I mean literally covered ceiling and all.
“Boy you gotta a lot of shoes” same dumb lady same dumb tone
“Is that a lake in your back yard” – “no it’s a collection of rain water” I told her “oh neat” she said
“This room would make a great play room” – fuck that this is to be no play room!! Many have lost it on that couch there. Hahaha
“Excuse me but we are trying to show this house and the dog got out” – the one realitor lady said to me when I got back from skateboarding. I told her “Well you left BOTH the doors open so what did you expect” I haven’t seen that realitor back since hahaha….bitch.
BUT the last straw was today when I was upstairs taking a shower with the door CLOSED and the shower running. Some dumb dude opened the door and walked in!! I yelled “HELLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!” in my asshole voice. Its just out of control. We have this white board in our kitchen and im going to write “buy rat traps for the kitchen” on it after my parents leave! Hahah then after im done taking a shower tomorrow im going to walk downstairs in nothing but my boxers! I mean its my fucking house I can do as I please. I think I might set up the video cameras tomorrow to capture some of theses morons in action.
On a different note. I went to check out the university of the arts, a school where I had planned on going in the fall. And it turned out to be a little more art oriented than I had planned. I would have to take drawing, painting and 3d art my first year before I could even touch a camera! I think that seemed a little wack. I wouldn’t mind doing all that stuff but I would need a portfolio in order to get in. which I don’t have considering the only thing I can draw is bowls of soup and noodle man.
I got to skate a little the past few days which is good cause ive been missing it like crazy. Now that its spring I plan to skate everyday. I want to get solid on all the tricks I can only do once every 93849203 trys example 360 flips w00t! Luckily I have 3 friends that love skateboarding as much as I do. I plan on pushing then to skate hard so watch out kids.
That’s all for now from me. Thanks to everybody that commented on my april fools story.
Shout outs to: WiLL oF ALL and kyle shelley w00t!
Most of you know my parents are trying to sell MY house and it was just put on the market on Saturday. We got a big wooden sign in MY front yard. And people have been coming in and out non-stop since Saturday. What ive learned from the four days of this? People buying houses are complete MUPPETS!!! Here are some of the things people have said to me.
“I love your wallpaper” some lady said with this dumb fake tone – my room is covered in skateboarding pictures I mean literally covered ceiling and all.
“Boy you gotta a lot of shoes” same dumb lady same dumb tone
“Is that a lake in your back yard” – “no it’s a collection of rain water” I told her “oh neat” she said
“This room would make a great play room” – fuck that this is to be no play room!! Many have lost it on that couch there. Hahaha
“Excuse me but we are trying to show this house and the dog got out” – the one realitor lady said to me when I got back from skateboarding. I told her “Well you left BOTH the doors open so what did you expect” I haven’t seen that realitor back since hahaha….bitch.
BUT the last straw was today when I was upstairs taking a shower with the door CLOSED and the shower running. Some dumb dude opened the door and walked in!! I yelled “HELLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!” in my asshole voice. Its just out of control. We have this white board in our kitchen and im going to write “buy rat traps for the kitchen” on it after my parents leave! Hahah then after im done taking a shower tomorrow im going to walk downstairs in nothing but my boxers! I mean its my fucking house I can do as I please. I think I might set up the video cameras tomorrow to capture some of theses morons in action.
On a different note. I went to check out the university of the arts, a school where I had planned on going in the fall. And it turned out to be a little more art oriented than I had planned. I would have to take drawing, painting and 3d art my first year before I could even touch a camera! I think that seemed a little wack. I wouldn’t mind doing all that stuff but I would need a portfolio in order to get in. which I don’t have considering the only thing I can draw is bowls of soup and noodle man.
I got to skate a little the past few days which is good cause ive been missing it like crazy. Now that its spring I plan to skate everyday. I want to get solid on all the tricks I can only do once every 93849203 trys example 360 flips w00t! Luckily I have 3 friends that love skateboarding as much as I do. I plan on pushing then to skate hard so watch out kids.
That’s all for now from me. Thanks to everybody that commented on my april fools story.
Shout outs to: WiLL oF ALL and kyle shelley w00t!
this post is a tad long but read it cause its out of control.
As everybody knows I am always the first person to complain about never having anything to do on the weekends. Well after Saturday night I can never complain about nothing fun ever happing. Waking up Saturday was pretty typical. Wake up around noon, fool around on the computer for about an hour, take a shower and sit around watching dvd’s waiting for someone to call. Well we ended up going to the city for a few hours to hang out and see what kinda shit was going on down there. Nothing exciting. So we went back to doylestown around 9:00 and decided we were all hungry so we went to perkins (a 24 hour diner type place). While we were waiting for our table there was an old lady with one of those square walker things with the big rubber feet. Struggling to get out of the door. So me being the nice skinny skater boy I am decided to hold the door and help her out. We sat down to what was supposed to be a normal late dinner. Until that lady came back into the restart screaming that somebody mugged her with a broom stick and stole her purse which had over three hundred dollars in it (so she says). Well the little old bag pointed ME out and said I had mugged her!!!!! So my friends and I had to walk from the back of the restaurant to the little waiting area. It was like a walk of shame because the whole restaurant was silent and every pair of eyes were staring at us. It sucked. Anyway we get there and the manger of the restaurant told me to wait in this little office until the cops came. I have never been so pissed off in my life. This old bitch lady said I mugged her1!?!? WTF is up with that. I was thinking to myself this is ridiculous I know I didn’t touch that old lady so I got up out of the chair and went to the lobby where the old lady was standing and calmly said “excuse me but why do you think mug you”
“Because you did and you wanted my money” she said as her eyes got all teary. The manger and this big black burly chef was standing there with her told me to get back in the office. That’s when I lost it.
“Look I didn’t mug this old piece of shit” I said to the manager trying to make eye contact with the big black chef who smelled of deep-fried something. The old lady just burst into tears.
“Oh fuck you lying fuck of an old lady” I said right to her face. Then the black guy grabs my fucking arm. I struggled for a second and got the fuck away and ran outside where my friends were waiting. “Let’s get the fuck out of here” I said They all were asking “what happened, whats going on?” “COME ON GET IN THE CAR” I yelled as the chef came out after me. We all jumped into dereks honda and he peeled the fuck out. We could see the cops coming from the other direction so we decided to go back to my house and figure out what the hell is going on.
As always my friends one by one started saying they were tired. And ended up leaving me in an empty house. I was all freaked out so I decided to put a dvd on. I choose charlies angels, I figured lucy lui would calm me down, I mean she always does if yah know what im saying . Well about 30 minutes into the movie I heard somebody throwing rocks at my window. At this point its almost 1 oclock in the morning so I figured that one of my friends left something in my room. So I open my window and look out and I don’t see anybody. I figured I was hearing things. But it happened again so I got up and looked out again but nobody was there. So I grabbed my skateboard for protection in case it was somebody trying to rape me. I went out the back door. I didn’t see anybody and I was getting even more freaked out I turned around to go back inside and somebody jumped on back like the were trying to hug me or something. So I whipping my body around super fast and with one swinging motion of my skateboarded I had just KNOCKED THIS GIRL THE FUCK OUT!!! It was my friend clair out!!!! She was home on spring break or something. I could feel my heart pounding though my alien workshop sweat shit. I couldn’t believe it. She must have came over to surprise me or something and there I just knocked her out with my skateboard. There she was laying on the ground next to my car and she was out cold. I tired to wake her up but she wouldn’t. I checked to see if she was still breathing and of course she was. I was afraid to call the police or dial 911 because of the whole me getting blamed for the mugging of an old lady. So I decided to put her in my car and haul ass to the hospital. I live pretty close and takes about 5 mins to get there. I got there in 2 minutes. I pulled up though the emergency door, where all the ambulances are. I picked up her with my two skinny as a backslash arms and brought her into the hospital. And ummmmmmmm I get in there and who the fuck is there???????? THE OLD LADY, the manager of the perkins, the burly black chef and two police officers!! I was in shock. The chef was the first one to recognize me. He turned to me and said “mother fucker” quietly to himself but loud enough so I could hear him. I dropped clair on the ground and she woke up and let out and ear piecing scream and everybody looked in my direction. The old lady yelled, “that’s him” and the cops started towards me. I stood there while they hand cuffed me. They escorted me outside while a nurse came and took care of my friend clair. So we get outside and the cops start asking me all these questions, for whatever reason all I kept repeating “fuck”. One of cops told me to stop using that word. So I stopped of course. That’s when evan came rolling by on his skateboard while drinking fruit punch flavored juice boxes. Evan saw something was up and he pulled out his noisy cricket death ray and vaporized the two cops. So we both jumped into doc browns time machine, set the date to 1985, where I am currently writing this post from a computer which is powered by a bag of dog shit and a hover board which evan brought back from the future. Oh yeah the date we went back in time to was April 1st 1985. :)
As everybody knows I am always the first person to complain about never having anything to do on the weekends. Well after Saturday night I can never complain about nothing fun ever happing. Waking up Saturday was pretty typical. Wake up around noon, fool around on the computer for about an hour, take a shower and sit around watching dvd’s waiting for someone to call. Well we ended up going to the city for a few hours to hang out and see what kinda shit was going on down there. Nothing exciting. So we went back to doylestown around 9:00 and decided we were all hungry so we went to perkins (a 24 hour diner type place). While we were waiting for our table there was an old lady with one of those square walker things with the big rubber feet. Struggling to get out of the door. So me being the nice skinny skater boy I am decided to hold the door and help her out. We sat down to what was supposed to be a normal late dinner. Until that lady came back into the restart screaming that somebody mugged her with a broom stick and stole her purse which had over three hundred dollars in it (so she says). Well the little old bag pointed ME out and said I had mugged her!!!!! So my friends and I had to walk from the back of the restaurant to the little waiting area. It was like a walk of shame because the whole restaurant was silent and every pair of eyes were staring at us. It sucked. Anyway we get there and the manger of the restaurant told me to wait in this little office until the cops came. I have never been so pissed off in my life. This old bitch lady said I mugged her1!?!? WTF is up with that. I was thinking to myself this is ridiculous I know I didn’t touch that old lady so I got up out of the chair and went to the lobby where the old lady was standing and calmly said “excuse me but why do you think mug you”
“Because you did and you wanted my money” she said as her eyes got all teary. The manger and this big black burly chef was standing there with her told me to get back in the office. That’s when I lost it.
“Look I didn’t mug this old piece of shit” I said to the manager trying to make eye contact with the big black chef who smelled of deep-fried something. The old lady just burst into tears.
“Oh fuck you lying fuck of an old lady” I said right to her face. Then the black guy grabs my fucking arm. I struggled for a second and got the fuck away and ran outside where my friends were waiting. “Let’s get the fuck out of here” I said They all were asking “what happened, whats going on?” “COME ON GET IN THE CAR” I yelled as the chef came out after me. We all jumped into dereks honda and he peeled the fuck out. We could see the cops coming from the other direction so we decided to go back to my house and figure out what the hell is going on.
As always my friends one by one started saying they were tired. And ended up leaving me in an empty house. I was all freaked out so I decided to put a dvd on. I choose charlies angels, I figured lucy lui would calm me down, I mean she always does if yah know what im saying
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