sorry i havent been posting ive been a tad busy and evan is away for a bit. but since my brother has been being a little bitch this ones for you fokker! ill post a real one tonight if i am here.
My brother has had this huge comic book collection for like 8912380219 years. The other day he called and asked if I was interested in putting them all in a spreadsheet and find out how much they are worth. And he would give me %10 of whatever he makes and some extra money for my time. So that’s what ill be doing in for the next few weeks.

Yah I got my hair cut yesterday, ive been trying to grow it out but I woke up the other day and realized I have a fucking mullet! And If im trying to impress a girl I gotta get it cut! Heres a pic let me know if I look HOT or NOT hehe



Lets see what else I found this picture online of dwight ewell. He played hooperX in chasing amy (my favorite movie for those who don’t know me ;) ) well this is him in the next kevin smith project Jay and Silent Bob Strike back. Hes looks dope hehe



This weekend I promised my friend court (and myself) that we will have fun this weekend. Because we are both sick of driving around asking everybody “what do u want to do?” “where should we go” “blah blah same old shit shit shit”. SO im asking for help here!! Email me and give me ideas PLEASE something that doesn’t take a lot of money :) riseaws@home.com EMAIL ME!!!! Please!

Thats it goodnight and if we are lucky evan will post something someday.
Well as for that harry potter shit I ain’t down. I took a writing class last year and the teacher was all “harry potter this, new york best seller list” and all that shit. So she brings the dam book into class and read the first chapter and I just wasn’t down at all. BUT since you DID mention “The Hottest State” only the best book ever written I will spare you on this post. I was going to go off on my whole harry potter is gay speech but I decided not to. After all I want your grey and red lakais! So im trying to stay on your good side. Speaking of shoes I was with evan when is girlfriend got him his lakais, and they are sweeeeeeeeeeet. Since I don’t have a girlfriend, my sister had to buy me shoes hehe. She got me two pairs even! The grey and yellow stevie willams (DC shoes for all you non-skateboarders) and a pair of sweet navy emericas. Thanks kyra.

In yesterdays post I told you how I went to the movies alone last night and saw an old friend of mine, jim and his girlfriend missy who I haven’t seen in like a year. Well today I went out to lunch with my grandparents, as I do once a month to get my dose of Forbes magazines from my grandfather, and always a pack of freedent gum from my grandmother hehe. Well we go to perkins for lunch and who do I see. Thasts right jim and missy again! What are the chances, I mean I haven’t seen either of them in a year and I see them two days in a row?? They must think I am this complete loser (which I am) They see me alone at the movies last night then the next day eating lunch at perkins with my grandparents!!! I should call them and explain YES I do have friends, they are just to busy to hang out with me. Hehe

why is my computer so fucking dumb?? half way though this post my MOUSE CRAPPED OUT ON ME!!!!!! GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr.

-Roses are red violets are blue please take off your shoe and KILL ME WITH IT.
I went and saw the movie heartbreaks tonight, alone I might add. I saw this kid I knew in high school named jim. He was with his girlfriend of like five years. He was really friendly asked the same bullshit stuff that every person says when you haven’t seen them in a while. “What have you been up to?”, “Going to school”, “what school”,”whats your major”,”got a job” all that. Then he asked if I was still driving my R/T and I said “yes”. Then he proceeds to tell me he got rid of his saturn and now has a black VW. He then took about 10 min and told me every little thing he had done to his car in detail. For example: he told me that he got it painted “deep black” because the color (black) of the original paint on Volkswagens has too much brown in it. And this new special black is pure black. Hmm isn’t black, black? I wanted to say to him, but I played it safe and just nodded my head saying “cool, cool”. Anyway the movie was decent I was entertained though out the whole thing and jason lee made the movie as always. There was a girl that was talking on her cell phone right behind me. After about 3 min of listening to her talk to who ever about how shitty school is. I was going to turn around and say something to her but I wasn’t sure which approach I wanted to use. Should I go with the polite “would you mind taking that call out side” or the hardcore “GET THE FUCK OFF THE PHONE BEFORE I JAM IT IN YOU DAFFY DUCK”. After a while my heart started pumping real fast getting all my adrenaline going and before I could decide on an approach she got off. DAM oh well next time. She probably would have kicked my skinny as a smoked out daffy duck ass anyway. But speaking of girls, I met the coolest girl while I was in north carolina. She was cute, funny, and everything I could ever ask for in a girl. We had the greatest conversions (she couldn’t talk yet). If only all girls could just sit there and not give me any shit hahahahah. Here is a pic of us together eating at Kanki.



funny thing is that after I was done holding her our waiter picked her up and she threw up this white and creamy stuff that looked like cream of wheat all down his back HAHAHAH it was some funny stuff. That’s all for now, but don’t forget to sign the guest book I want to know who are regualrs are. Feel free to email me with anything you want to say. Maybe if you write something cool ill post it and give ya some credit. peas!¿
ok im back in PA now hahah. Sorry for the lack of posts, ive been away and evan has been having some computer issues. anyways. ill post something tonight right now ive got to unpack and clean up my room and get my DVDS back from derek, all 65 of them! later kids
Well i made it to north carolina, so im here. The drive wasnt too bad I only got lost once, i dont know what happend i was drivng down 95s and i ended up on some weird road that ended with a 5.....well im here so whatev. I went from being on a cable to my sister 14.4 dial aol account; i am so spolied. We are going to the film fest tommrow in wilmington and we are alos going to try and get the dawsons creek tour w00t!. John travolta is there filming a movie so we might see him there but i dunno. Gotta go for now im fucking STARVING!!! peas and carrots kids.
And once again our plans to go to hang out in the city fell though, its all good though cause we had a blast tonight doing random shit…..

Derek, court, alison and I all went to get icecream at friendlys some time between 9 and 10:00 I forgot. So we got there fooled around there for a while, I drew a noodle man on a post it note and dropped it inside a hanging glass light fixture hehe. So after we left there we were driving down 202 and we were behind a school bus filled with a girls field hockey team or something. it was almost midnight so we figured they were coming home from a game or whatever. Derek was driving and I was riding shotgun so if course I had to do something. I ended up pulling my shirt up and pressing my chest again the freezing cold window making all the girls laugh and wave hehe it was fun. Ok we got really bored so we ended up stealing a ceramic pig off somebody doorstep (it was fucking heavy) then we took it and stuck it in our friends flower garden. Oh I also replaced the pig with the soccer ball which I wrote “oink, oink” all over it with a permanent marker. Hehe I kinda felt like indian jones when he replaced the golden monkey with the bag of sand.

Im going to north carolina on tuesay to see evan and my sister and a bunch of other people I meet when I lived there for 5 months. Im going to see the julian theroy show and a film fest also w00t! i am so tierd i dont een know what im tyoing rightniogw! ug goonight.
Seriously this is one of the worst nights of my life. I haven’t been eating to well the past few weeks but today I went out with my grandrents and ate my first meal of the day at 6:00. (see bottom post) Court, derek, alison, brain harris and my brother came over. To make a long story short I was sitting on the floor watching a video of last weekend and I started to get sharp pains in my stomach and they were getting worse…..and that’s all im going to say about that to save myself from too much embarrsment hahah. But they took alison home and derek and I went to wawa to get hoagies. Now im sitting here in my room alone while derek, my brother kyle and brain harris are trying to each drink a gallon of milk in an hour!!!! Court is down there video taping them for when they throw up. Argh I feel like shit I want this night to end! Rumor is that we are going to a party tomorrow night in Philadelphia so im looking forward to that. Oh well I guess ill wait to see the outcome of this whole milk thing.
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Just when I was about to say fuck this web site! Nobody ever reads it. Two people told me that they come and look at it. Shout outs to my bro kyle and to my friendsurfer girl!! I just got back from dinner with my grand rents, I had tor-tea-lea-knee (how ever you spell it) with a shit load of cheese! In case you were going to ask. Right now im waiting for a call from alison and/or court so we can all hang out. I sit around in my room all week waiting for the weekends and something fun to happen but I have this strong feeling that jack shit is going to go on, and ill be sitting home alone in my room with my thoughts. Argh I am more frustrated right now then I have ever been due to situation which I choose NOT to write about on here (not yet at least). I want to break something right now!!! I want to take this microsoft natural keyboard and smash it again my sweet sony 200es monitor!! Gawd I don’t feel like writing anymore I have to get the fuck out of dodge im taking a drive to clear my FUCKING HEAD goodbye maybe ill write more later tonight.
Just when I was about to say fuck this web site! Nobody ever reads it. Two people told me that they come and look at it. Shout outs to my bro kyle and to my friendsurfer girl!! I just got back from dinner with my grand rents, I had tor-tea-lea-knee (how ever you spell it) with a shit load of cheese! In case you were going to ask. Right now im waiting for a call from alison and/or court so we can all hang out. I sit around in my room all week waiting for the weekends and something fun to happen but I have this strong feeling that jack shit is going to go on, and ill be sitting home alone in my room with my thoughts. Argh I am more frustrated right now then I have ever been due to situation which I choose NOT to write about on here (not yet at least). I want to break something right now!!! I want to take this microsoft natural keyboard and smash it again my sweet sony 200es monitor!! Gawd I don’t feel like writing anymore I have to get the fuck out of dodge im taking a drive to clear my FUCKING HEAD goodbye maybe ill write more later tonight.
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i havent had much to say for a while my head is mashed potatoes. i would like to know when evan is getting back though????????? MAYBE ill post again later tonight after i eat taco bell.
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Ive been trying to watch Meet the parents for the past 2 hours but I keep getting interrupted! I don’t mind though. So I figure ill make my post now instead of waiting till later.

I went to the movies alone last night. I saw 15 minutes (ed burns, robert deniro, frazer). I haven’t gone to the movies for the longest time. I used to go at least once a week sometimes twice. Then I just stopped going (due to lack of $cheddar). Made me realize something….. Hmmm ok it made me think of how much you can love something but be blinded by how much you do care it because of “whatever”. Its not that I stopped thinking of going to the movies it was just that I was so angry with the “ticket prices” I just lost site of what was important…..not the bull shit ticket prices….but the movie. Anybody get what im trying to say here¿ argh .

The sense of smell is important. It can bring u back to times you wish to remember. Perhaps a time when you were happy?

I got a call last night at 2:45am!!! It was my friend andrew!! I haven’t seen or talked to him in the longest time. Well it was his 21st birthday and he was ripped!! It was so funny. He told me he’s going to be home for a while sometime before april and he’s looking to SKATEBOARD!!!!!!!! w 0 0 t ! , he always wants to go the bars hehe I cant wait he is a CrAZy KiD!!! And just cause we don’t talk that much I always consider him a very close friend.

Ok kids that’s all for now
Another Sunday, another day with jack shit to do. Any ways. I think eFlow went to Florida?! Im not too sure though. I know he wasn’t sure if he was going to go or not but the last thing he said to me was “peas”. Well if he did go whenever he gets back he better have some good stuff to post.

So last night…………We kinda had plans to go to the city and hang with some friends of a friend. But as always we waited and waited doing nothing saying “what do u want to do”? “you hungry”? “where do u want to eat”? the usual shit that was always seems to have big problems deciding. Well to make a long story short we ended up fucking around some more watching the muppets in outer space show, I have to admit it was funny. Then we went to eat and finally went to dereks house to pick him up but there was some sort of complication, it was to late? See the city of philadelphia apparently shuts down around 11:00pm everybody runs to their caves and hides until daybreak *click* I dunno. So we ended up just going to get coffee at the coffee beanery. I didn’t want coffee so I didn’t get any. I went there with a chip on my shoulder but everything was good when we started flashing a flashlight at random people to hopes to get them to notice it. hahaha it work and it kept our immature minds accopied for a while. One lady said
“Are you done flashing that yet”?
“No” I said as I flashed it with it
“Well its really annoying” she said
“oh” I said as I flashed her again.
And that was the last words we had with each other because she got up and left. Im sure it wasn’t my fault though *grin*. After we were done there I took derek back to his house and everybody’s like “your just going to drop him off”? “well did u have something else in mind”? I asked and they had no clue. I was like ok then we are going to the city and I started driving off towards the city, but nobody seemed to happy with that idea. I was already too far from dereks to turn around so I gave them an option “Come to the city, or get out and walk home”. Derek was the only one to get out and start walking. (after about 30 mins of yelling and me driving off with derek hanging half out of the car*sorry about that derek I hope your soles are all right*) Of course I wasn’t going to really let him walk all the way home I was just fooling around about that, I just wanted to get a RiSE out of him. (mission accomplished). So I drove down the road until he couldn’t see my lights anymore and turned around and picked him up. I took everybody home after that. And that was my night. But I see now what I have to do for people to listen to me….GO CRAZY. I wasn’t mad that we didn’t go I kinda just wanted to see how far we would make it, alls I wanted was for everybody to have a good time.

I added a photos section to bar napkins. Click on the link to the left to check em out. Look for another post tonight. Later kids



I must be the biggest asshole in the world. NOBODY LISTENS TO ME AND IM SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I try my hardest to be nice to everybody. Being nice to people gets you NOWHERE iN LIFE. Trust me. Want a girlfriend? Find a girl treat her like shit and shes yours! Apparently thats what girls are looking for. How do i know this? cause ive seen it OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Its 4:00 something in the morning and yet again I am awake. I haven’t been able to sleep normally since Nov 1st 2000 and im trying to figure out why. Maybe I will be ok in the morning, I can’t take many more of theses nights.
Let me start off with saying that its 6:30 in the AM and I haven’t gone to bed yet because ive been cleaning up (out?) my room. Is it just me or does everybody seem to have similar problems all at the same time? It’s a reoccurring cycle I think, just a way of life sorta like “bad things happen in threes”. Im going to end this short because I have to get up at 11:00 to get to the bank to cash a savings bond I found in a drawer!! then im going to noctourl with kyle, court? and derek.I want to get this sweet habitat beenie ive had my eye on for a while , So everybody keep your fingers crosses and hope I get a lot hehe. I at least need $115 to pay a speeding ticket I got. If its not paid in 20 days ill have to start doing these post from a jail cell in farmville north carolina. Somebody made me a sign the other day and I want to say that it TOTTALY made my day and night. She drew it out on a board with markers then took a picture of it and sent it to me!! And im so happy about it im going to put it up here today so everybody can see that I really DO kick ass.





Goodnight




"i saved latin what did u ever do"

I really have to stop sleeping till 2:00pm! When ever I do I always feel groggy all day until about midnight, when I finally feel awake which leads to me staying up till 4 or 5am causing me to sleep all day!! I hate waking up and not having any messages left for me on aim :( it seems to be happening a lot lately, I mean I put so much work into my away messages, I think im just going to start using the aol default ones from now on. Well this is just my morning post im sure there will be a few from me today because I have nothing to do as usual. I do a have picture to share today. It’s the first cast shot of the new movie scooby doo! Starring freddie prinz Jr, matt lilad (rock on) and sarah me-shell gellar (like the spellling?)




here my movie quote of the day :)
The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is it a large woman that says "Don't go near there! Don't go down by the river!" ...No, we can't say "dyke" on the air, we can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes."


shout outs to mandy girl :) w00t!
i left this out of my post............puff the magic dragon lives by a tree.........
Man that was a good first post eflow, I don’t know if I can make a better one than that but ill give it a shot. Yeah so bar napkins is a weblog, basically and online journal for eFlow and RiSE. Basically expect this page to have link, pictures, ideas and basically what’s ever on our minds (girls, skateboarding, movies, quotes, girl problems, girls) pretty much what ever normal (not so normal) people of our age think about. I guess what’s on my mind right now is the past weekend. It was awesome having eFlow, will and will from north Carolina come up and chill in doylestown/Philadelphia. We got to skate love park with no hassle from the law. Even though I didn’t land one single trick it was still a blast. One thing that sucked about this weekend was how I was treating my friends that are girls . I’m trying to apologize to them lets hope they forgive me. Well ill write more on my next post I just wanted to get bar napkins started tonight. This page WILL be updated daily. Expect me to update multi times during the day considering I have no job, school hasn’t started and I basically have no life hehe. Also we are working on making a profile page and a few other surprises so keep coming back everyday. One more thing SIGN THE GUEST BOOK w00t! sorry this post sucks